December 2010
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I love kissing. Who were the first people to...
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My sister hates Nathan.
She only watched the first two episodes before declaring she was tired.
HOW CAN ANYONE HATE NATHAN?!
HOW WAS SHE NOT DRAWN INTO MISFITS MANIA?!
Maybe it’s because its not something with a hood-booga soundtrack or something gangsterrrrrr like Lock Up. oyy
towalkfreely asked: "Didn't you say you wanted to piss on her tits? Probably best to keep that between you and your internet service provider."
I really need a quiet place in my house where I...
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Another level of awesomeness
watching Misfits with my dad’s Bose noise-cancelling headphones is just beyond awesome. No outside sound of the TV, my sister singing hood shit, or my mother calling my name for the 233479th time.
I just might steal these.
I promise I’ll shut up about Misfits soon.
bracing myself for the bullshit
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If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
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ever since watching Misfits, every time I find myself talking aloud…its in a British accent. And when I’m thinking…I hear every thought in Kelly’s voice.
I might be ditching my rude insulting African accent for a British one. Not to worry though, Mama Africa will be back :)
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"GRANNY FUCKER!"
When that old lady in who Nathan slept with in S1 E2 comes up to him at the community center with her eyes full of hope..then he runs away? That was just too sad for me to handle. Not only is she being denied, but she’s old on top of it. She just looked so fucking sad and depressed.
I know its gross he shagged an old bitty. Vomit-inducing really, but still that scene was sad.
i assume...
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Now watching: MISFITS
its 5am, my internet is shit, and i’ve got a splitting headache….
but i’ll be damned if i go to sleep.
I’ve been home since friday….and i havent yet ingested copious amounts of wine and sushi. wtf??
NO BUENO AT ALL
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My father has Cassie Steel on his itunes
Jesus this man has EVERYTHING. Its a shame I barely knew who she was, and pops been rockin out.
sothisismorning-deactivated2011 asked: did u call me last night from a 790 number that i'm just going to assume is ur gmail number? hmm...this ask has everything to do with u and ur coffee fiasco and nothing at all to do with actually asking you a question.
i hope you've learned your lesson.
tis all.
i shall be calling you at a more appropriate time.
i hope you've learned your lesson.
tis all.
i shall be calling you at a more appropriate time.
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cramps + coffee do NOT mix.
Only finals would cause me to even attempt such a thing.
MY EYES ARE BURNING…20PAGE TAKE HOME FINAL!!!!
dear god i might not survive this
“Free Ballin Hobo”
– TwinkleToes McGee
Sometimes I just wanna kick Sarah Palin in her... →
I cant even be bothered with her stupidity anymore. Its just wrong that she’s allowed to even speak. Honestly I doubt that logical coherent thoughts are something this woman is accustomed to.
"Vulva- Original Vaginal Scent"?! →
Excuse me…WHOSE VAGINA DID THEY USE AS A PROTOTYPE?
wait, rewind…WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN MAKE THIS!! Clearly the number of geeks, losers, and slackers not getting laid has skyrocketed and they finally had to find a solution.
This is just disgusting. Really, if you haven’t been romping round in the sack, why the hell would you want your hand smelling like vag??
[oh so the geeks,...
theuniverseunderground:
وكان يعتقد أولئك الذين كان ينظر إلى الرقص يكون مجنونا من قبل أولئك الذين لم يتمكنو
من سماع الموسيقى
Nietzsche right?
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THEY'RE HIRING!! THEY'RE ACTUALLY HIRING!!
*does happy dance*
I know there’s a slim chance that I’ll even be considered, but I HAVE TO TRY!
Dear Baby Jesus/Santa Please please pleaseeeeeeee let this be a possibility. Please oh please! I’ll give up cake for one whole week if one of you most holy ones makes this dream a possibility. I’m...
aprettygoodstart: The Double Breastfeeding... →
aprettygoodstart:
I deposed a woman today. She’s 30 and has seven children from three different men. She brought two of the little ones with her. They were as well behaved as you can expect a one and three year old to be.
The kids, who range in age from 15 to 1, sleep in three bedrooms. They don’t have their own…
“Cameroon’s president, Paul Biya, described as running government finances ‘like...”
– “Wikileaks cables: political leaders in living colour,” The Guardian
I remember hearing about Biya’s trips to France and Switzerland while I was still in Cameroon. I didn’t know about the bag of cash, but I did hear that Biya goes to Switzerland pretty often. I wonder why… the clocks? The...
I’ve seen one too many commercials for Joe’s Crab Shack…and now I must find one.
Who’s down to go with?
“If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Oh sure, it seems...”
– Chuck Klosterman (via thoughtsdetained)
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in order to make sure xmas gifts fit…. i’m trying them out myself. then judging how well they’d fit the receiving party based on their body proportions compared to my own. sounds very scientific non?
really im just walking around stretching my arms out wide and grinning at myself in the mirror. i look quite snazzy.
btw…thanx for the paycheck santa. wish you had brought a...
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Watchinyouremptygarden:
lovethenperish:
banoffee:
CLICK THE SQUARES !
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS
I’M HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.
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I was gonna say something...
but instead I’ll keep my [ignorant?] thoughts to myself about that video. No use ruffling any feathers. Internet folks tend to get quite up in arms. Oh wells. Off to findthatwomanandshovehotsauceupherass while pouringbleachinhermouth and lightheronfire.
Excuse me
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I hate living on the first floor
If you’re going to have loud raunchy morning sex neighbors, then the least I ask is that you GET THAT FUCKING CREAKY ASS BED FIXED! Its just plain rude. Im all for getting laid. In fact kudos to you. But I for the love of Beiber’s balls, slap some butter on those hinges or something.
Either I have to listen to your bed or your bitch…its bout to be finals week nigga, SHUT THAT...
there are some things which are wayyy TMI to proclaim on the internets…
all ima say is OH YEAAAAA *pauly d voice*
