January 2011
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the fuck?! its 11 already!!! this having no phone...
…..lynn if you dare say a word I will kill you with my bare hands.
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currently suffering from a serious case of red bottomisity after watching Mr. Don’t Jealous Me’s interview.
Girdy loins girdy girdy loins
sothisismorning-deactivated2011 asked: i think it's seriously time you invest in a new phone.
and no anonymous? boo you whore.
and no anonymous? boo you whore.
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Well hot diggity damnnnn. I’ve just got myself a male follower!! There’s not many guys I see on tumblr that particularly interest me besides the usual bloggers. But this just totally made my day. Shout out to The Nigerian Kid Thanx for the follow!
Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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its been a great 2 and a half years with my current phone. I loved it to pieces. Hell I even got the software updated on it. My shit was quite pimped out for just being a lil ol G1. But alas, my poor baby couldnt handle all the new demands I put on her….and well, she died. Correction: she’s DYING. At this very moment my phone is going through what I assume to be the most painful death...
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Just because you see a light on in someone’s room does NOT mean you can call out in hopes that some poor female will grant you entrance into the building. I don’t care if you live here, if your friends live here, or if you’re just plain lost. What the fuck do I look like opening the door for some random men at 2am?!
Fuck outta here. Shady shit happens all the time, and I’m...
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oh hello mandatory internship
12 credits? I’ll take that sure!
Death come May? I’ll still take that. At least I’ll be done and can die knowing my father himself didnt kill me for being a failure.
Clearly Christ Bale is making sure I make up for all the bullshitting. Thanx B!
“Dad: Why didn’t you clean your bathroom like I told you to?
Which one of your...”
– African Parents… (via love-zipporah)
“A pharmacist at a Nampa, Idaho, Walgreens refused to dispense medication that...”
– Pharmacist Denies Anti-Bleeding Medication Because Woman Might Have Had an Abortion | Women’s Rights | Change.org (via reluctantlyme)
Aloha to my new followers!
“Never fear shadows, for they mean a light is nearby”
– unknown
I always get asked if I “speak African”. Yeah,...
Yeah every time I get asked that I just reply:
“Do you speak North American?, South American?, European?, Asian?, Middle Eastern?, Oceanian?”
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The biggest criteria I have for when I get my own...
…and not just because I’d probably sleep in the fridge. How can I cook up scrumptious meals to put in said fridge if I don’t have an awesome kitchen??
africanrelic asked: omg it that is a cameroonian jersey you have on in your icon?
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I hate ticketmaster
NO I did not just try to purchase tickets for Bamboozle. There’s quite a few folks I see are having concerts. But ticket master is a dick. With their fucking $34835893457345+ tax/surcharge/BULLSHIT
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damn near had a heart attack!
Now to any other person, an email about Bamboozle might cause extreme excitement. But ME? I nearly shit myself. After last year’s debacle, I just can’t see myself attending again. Although the lineup doesnt too terrible. In fact I’d really like to go. But I know better than that. I nearly lost limbs, AND my roomate. Yes I nearly lost a whole person. It was terrible. So no thank...
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Biggest Opportunists: Female geese. Though most...
randomsexfacts:
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I dont know who you are, but you will be sorely missed.
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plotting, planning, preparing...
oh HEYYYYYYYY new followers! *blows kisses*
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“Could we fix you if you broke and is your punchline just a joke?”
“Eggshells broken. I’m done walkin’”
#nowplaying
Every time I hear Pitbull on a song, it re-affirms my need to go to Miami….find him…and tell him how much I love him. There’s nothing particularly special about his music to me. It just gets me hype. That man sure knows how to get a party started.
I’ve decided not to make a resolution this year. I’m not going to make a huge ‘to do’ list of things I wish to accomplish before the year’s up. Instead I’m going to take my own advice and take baby steps. No huge declarations of how much I’ll achieve, but small hurdles that I can triumph and revel in. That way when the year’s up, I’ll be able...
